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Personal Training for People Who Hate Gyms

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Nothing to pay upfront. Starts with a 45-minute look around, no workout. Cancel by text in your first week.
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Real people. Real numbers.

Members who started where you are. Every scan is from the 3D scanner in our gym.

Rob Parmar talking about his 100 lb transformation at Kraken

Watch · 3:10

Down 100 lb

Rob Parmar · 315 to 215

Marian M. before and after 3D body scans at Kraken

Before · After

Down 51 lb

Marian M.
18 months · tandem training
Ella A. before and after 3D body scans at Kraken

Before · After

Down 17 lb

Ella A.
6 months · semi-private training
Bobby T. before and after photos at Kraken

Before · After

Size 34 to 31

Bobby T.
6 months
Caroline Z. before and after 3D body scans at Kraken

Before · After

22 inches gone

Caroline Z.
10 months · tandem training
Andrew Ly talking about two years at Kraken

Watch · 3:06

190 to 140 lb

Andrew Ly · three Jiu Jitsu golds since

Individual results vary. Your results depend on program adherence, effort, and individual factors.

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Nothing to pay upfront. Starts with a 45-minute look around, no workout.

Three steps, zero pressure

01Book a no-sweat tour

Walk the gym, meet a coach, talk about what you actually want. No workout.

45 minWhat happens on the tour →
02Blueprint meeting

We find what's been getting in the way, then build your plan around your life.

45 min · in your free weekWhat's in the Blueprint →
03Your free week

Body scan, movement screen, first sessions with your coach. Keep going, or text us and walk away. No charge.

Week 1

Two Ways to Train

One-on-one personal training at Kraken

Maximum attention

One-on-one

Just you and your coach, every session. Best if you're working around an injury or want zero audience.

Semi-private training at Kraken, up to four people with one coach

Most people start here

Semi-private

Up to four people, each on their own program, your coach right there. Starts with four one-on-one sessions, and you keep a one-on-one every month.

Same coach, same program written for you, same nutrition coaching either way. Every plan starts with a free week and four one-on-one sessions. You pick with a coach on the tour, and you can switch any time.

What won't happen here

You won't be handed a plan and left alone.

Direct messaging with your coach between sessions.

You won't be thrown into a class.

Your own program, written by your coach, on your own tablet.

You won't be told to just eat less.

Nutrition coaching, meal plans, recipes, and grocery lists.

You won't guess whether it's working.

3D body scans, plus steps, sleep, and weight tracked every day.

You won't be sold a membership you never use.

Two to three coached sessions a week, booked with your coach, plus a one-on-one every month.

You won't be judged.

A private studio, no crowds, and coaches who know your name.

Not ready yet? Start here.

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